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the wagging in a winter wonderland contest

What if pets ruled the holiday season? We asked the petcentric community to describe the perfect holiday season from their pet’s point of view, and here are our winning essays!

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If your pet ruled the holiday season, would ugly holiday sweaters be buried in the snow? Would carolers sound like whirring can openers? Here is what our winners said!

Canis28

My dog Briggs wrote a carol about his favorite holiday: Joy to the world! I found the roast! Mom left it on the stove! I smelled it right away, And when I heard Dad say, A picture by the tree? I stood tall as can be, And snagged that beef on the QT. Crown rib roast! Euphoria! Nirvana! Ecstasy! Oh no, they're coming back, This time I might get whacked, I'll hide behind a chair, Oh no, they found me there, Noel! Don't yell! It's Christmas day!

by Canis28

peggams

Fa-la-la-la-laaa..Chi-hua-hua-hua! Look at all the stuff she's bringing in and smell all the smells! Mommie says it's almost here, what was it? Oh yeah - Christmas! If I'm very good, I get presents from Santa. What is Santa? Can we eat it? Ohhhh wait! Can we chew it? I don't know what Christmas is yet, but it makes mommie act silly and she sings all the time and we are getting more goodies than ever. Hew wait - what is this? A red sweater? A hat!! Are you kidding me? Do these jingle bells make my butt look big?

by peggams

stimpy

My favorite sound! Are you listening? Then in my dish, tuna's glistening! A beautiful sight, I'm happy tonight In kitty's Christmas wonderland! Dog's outside in the cold air. On warm laps, what do I care? Attention's on me, the way it should be, in kitty's Christmas wonderland! Shredding all the gifts in the pile. Yakking hairballs up the floor. But no shouted words or shaken fingers - Instead, you scratch my head and ask for more! Box is clean, I've hung my stocking. Time for treats! Santa's knocking! A new catnip toy! I'm jumping for joy in kitty's Christmas wonderland!

by stimpy

edietz

My perfect holiday season means one thing: TUNA FISH! Tuna under the tree, tuna in my stocking, tuna for breakfast, lunch and dinner, tuna plain, tuna juice, and if I am lucky, tuna fudge. It's pretty obvious that I am a big tuna fan. The cherry on my tuna pie would be that after a day of stuffing myself with tuna my wonderful family would scoop me in their arms and hold me tight, while sweetly singing Deck the Halls With Tuna as I purred into the oblivion of a snuggly night's sleep.

by edietz

Senator

My owners were nestled all snug in their beds. While visions of squeaky toys danced in my head. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter. I rose from my doggie bed to see what was the matter. When what to my wondering eyes should appear. but the mailman delivering sacks of pig ears! I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight Merry Christmas to all and thank you... No Bite!

by Senator

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